Talk Is Cheap

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Please fix my link if it works at all. Thanks Scott. I am going to give it a try on my days off starting Friday.

http://www.lotro.com/trial/?utm_source=IGNITE_PENNYARCADE&utm_medium=LB&utm_campaign=Free_Trial

-K

Sorry, football and my new game Fable made me miss Sunday Supreme Commander night.

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The english part made me laugh, the rest was so-so. Feel free to reformat or what not if this doesn’t post correctly Scott.

European Heighten Threat Levels

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to
“Peeved”. Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
“Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross”. Londoners have not been “A Bit
Cross” since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran
out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody
Nuisance”. The last time the British issued “A Bloody Nuisance”
warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised
its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”. The only two higher
levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was
precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag
factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.

It’s not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout loudly and
excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain:
“Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans also increased their alert state from “Disdainful
Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also
have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbor” and “Lose”.

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the
only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

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I installed CA anti-virus like you suggested. It came with a firewall, which is fine, but I can’t figure what to choose so I am logged into places when I visit. Like here and CBS Sportsline. Is it a setting for cookies? Ohhh it might be the header thing it kept asking me about. I’ll try that.

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No, not Bruce. Do you pick the two banners at the top, below WIT, or are they random? The two up at the moment seem  anti-church. Just wondering if they expressed your feelings or if it was  just happenstance  they had simular topics.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The first guy says “Wow, cool lighter…where did you get it?”
The guy replies “A genie from a bottle granted me one wish.”
“Great, can I try it?”
“Sure.”
The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. “You are granted one wish” says the genie.
The guy says, “I want a million bucks!”
“Done” says the genie and disappears.
A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and pouring in come ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.
“I can’t believe this,” says the guy who had just placed his wish, “I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”
The second guy then says, “Do you really think I wished for a 12″ Bic?”

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I like it, good work.

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Well, since it #51 lets go with an airforce base. Lets start in MO, Whitemen’s Airforce Base. Not sure if area 51 was suppose to be an airforce base or not but I like the tie-in in my little world.

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