Talk Is Cheap

So I just got done watching Hot Fuzz…..Freakin Awesome!!! Felt a little like sharing, that’s all.

looks kinda like an oyster shell

would that be Van Gogh’s Starry Night?

So as I come into work tonight, I pick up a drink in the TDR and overhear a couple of dayshift guys talking WoW.  I pull up a chair and listen in on the coplaints of “everybody is a damn blood elf now” and through the course of conversation figure out they play pvp.  I throw in a simple “it’s to be expected when Blizzard releases a new race.”  Both if them, in stereo, “oh you play WoW too?”

I pick up my cup and reply, “no, I’m a hardcore What Is That player” and walk out!

Just wanted some feedback on this one.  A player has $30 each place on the 6 and 8, either number rolls and the player says “take them both to $102, all the hardways and a yo with the change.”

Stroke move, or effecient power pressing?  And if you would not get fired what would your comment be to said player?

A new employee called the Help Desk and complained regarding her password.

She claimed that it was not the usual caps-lock problem.

“The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” She said.

“Those asterisks are to protect you,” The help desk technician explained,

“So if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read your password.”

She again said, “But they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.”

Call me crazy, but that looks just like my mom’s copy of The Bible.