Category: Jokes

Mississippi

I’m not saying the blonde was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she asked “the river or the state?”

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The Man Rules

Please note.. these are all numbered “1 ” ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. (FIRST & FOREMOST RULE) 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it

The Bet

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering

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Did You Say Something?

[Arthas] says: …and then I’ll murder my father. [Uther] has gone offline. [Uther] has come online. [Uther] says: Sorry, D/C’d. Did you say something? [Arthas] says: Nope.

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Funnies

Take a listen to these two A classic redone Arathi Basin style. What the NPC’s do when you aren’t there.

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Pet Diaries

The Dog’s Diary   8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My

Do They Talk?

A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found a farmer who would let him use his phone. Well, the farmer seemed to be a real stereotypical rural type, so the

Where God Dwells

If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting.

By Train..

Three Ameristar dealers and three Argosy dealers are traveling by train to Vegas. At the station, the three Argosy dealers each buy tickets and watch as the three Ameristar dealers buy only a single ticket.” How are three people going

Daddy Longlegs

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through