1. Men are NOT mind readers.
(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down..

1. Sunday sports, It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself..

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Now, there’s a lot of all new graphics for this expansions raid zones.. but there’s also a lot of reused gear and weapon looks.  Even when there’s been new looks for gear, it’s not unique to that weapon.  There’s probably four other drops that all have the same graphic as your cool new sword from Northrend raid.. just colored differently.

That didn’t used to be the case.  Raid bosses dropped unique stuff most of the time. I don’t wanna sound too elitist, I just want to be special, just like everyone else that did it.. and not be confused with somebody that brought 15 putrid bear livers to some nobody quest dude.  Raid boss weapons (and I think caster robes too) should be really something unique to that encounter and be a badge of honor in their own right.

Someday I’ll figure what the heck, just get rid of Netherbane.. it’s stupid to keep it.  For now though I wanna look “special” even if it’s with something 5 tiers of content old.  It looks too cool to vendor off just yet =)

err.. I mean Mr. Sinatra sings: Strangers On My Flight

Thanks, D-day

Still no raptor from Bloodlord, not sure that I’ll bother anymore as it was never my goal.  It was always the tiger that I wanted and the Razzashi Raptor was just something to go for while I was already there.

Yes Kevin, to answer your question, Alea Iacta Est (fan guild of The Instance Podcast) only accepts members now during the first week of each month so that’s when I put my level 10 (the minimum level) shaman into it.  “Alts” are allowed to join at anytime so I was able to get Rossa in.. actually it’s Sarossa now.  There was already a “Rossa” on Earthen Ring.

So far it’s been interesting.  There’s 5700+ people in the guild, it’s the largest in North America and might be the world now.  There was a EU guild that used to have more back when AIE was around 4500.  There’s just a ton of people on at all times.  No place to fit into the guild as a whole yet.  There are over 50 raiding teams.  A new 10man one is in the process of forming and I’m looking forward to raiding in it.

I haven’t started the early morning 25man team yet.. there seems to be a need, as none of the 25man teams are morning raids that I can tell.  Forming a 25man would be much simpler than forming a 10man as most of the classes/specs/buffs you need to make sure are there to succeed kinda take care of themselves just from being in a larger group.  In 10man there’s a more painstaking process to go through to make sure you have optimal raid composition.

I’ll worry about 25man after have settled in with 10.

Arguably the best 25man team there (”Not In The Face-25″.. the raid teams all have names) is on Tues & Sun nights but they aren’t recruiting and have a lengthy list of alternate players to fill in spots already.  With a morning raid, I’m not limited by the days I work =)

It’s funny, I’m just used to glancing and seeing “Rossa” so that on my target-of-target bar that I show to tell who the mob is attacking so that I can be aware of what’s goin on and if the mob I’m tanking has agro’d somebody else etc.. etc.. Anyway, I’m not looking for “Sarossa” with an “S”.. so the first couple days I was taunting mobs that were attacking me still because it didn’t say “Rossa” on that bar. O_o

Anyway.. anyone that’s still checking this site well… “Guess” it! I was unmotivated to do anything (not that I or we have done much at all in the past) with the site. It was in fact put on hold till Weese submitted *something* So here we GO!

-K