Talk Is Cheap

You can’t make this stuff up… Sylvester Stalones mother’s website selling her rumpology reports.. http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html.

She’s got example rear ends… like a Hollywood Gigilo, a Jewish Princess and a Fortune 500 CEO butt among others displayed as if to be some kind of proof.  Not sure what the “examples” are supposed to sell me on.

For only $125 dollars and a picture of my rear end, I’ll get a bunch of stuff.. a special condensed, no frills predictions and descriptions of the signs and markings on my butt.  There’s a few other things I’ll recieve but the best might be number five:

An 8.5″ by 11″ color glossy print of my rear end which I may wish to frame as a family keepsake …. or to give to a friend.

Two of the things she says I’d receive (numbers 3 and 4) aren’t even things.. they are just descriptions of what rumpology is.  I guess that people that are gonna give her $125 and a picture of their ass aren’t gonna understand that though. 

Pretty funny site, you’ve just got to read it for yourself… she continues to profess the legitimacy of the skill or art and the thinking people of the world can get a good laugh out of it.  I guess the only people who lose are the schmucks that actually pay her 125 bucks

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