I’m not saying the blonde was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she asked “the river or the state?”
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err.. I mean Mr. Sinatra sings: Strangers On My Flight
Thanks, D-day
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There’s a lot so it’s kinda hard to pick a top one.. it’s also kinda hard to say it wouldn’t be:
“I’m gonna light you up, sweetcheeks!” – Millhouse Manastorm
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M-m-m-murderer! Not quite the same as a Fish Called Wanda but still.. Story of a killer. Yes his name has “Earl” in it.. Donnie Earl Fite III named in honor of the great Donnie Eart Fite Jr possibly. I especially like the part where his mourning ex-gf wants him to pay for a tattoo of the fish.
Oregon though? I guess they are spread everywhere.
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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death…
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”
Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump.”
The blonde replied, “I did too, but didn’t think he’d do it again.”
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A classic redone Arathi Basin style.
What the NPC’s do when you aren’t there.
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